laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

(via canabruh)

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry

(Source: burritttto, via jesus-cametomybirthday)

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via jokespace)

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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(via jokespace)

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

(via blueivywest)

iamthorodinson:

awaiting-my-escape:

cultureshift:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

that kids got one hell of a messy bun going

(via blueivywest)

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

(via they-call-me-slim-sagey)

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

image

(Source: pantiesofficial, via they-call-me-slim-sagey)

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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(Source: hightydes, via they-call-me-slim-sagey)

deluminator:

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

(via they-call-me-slim-sagey)

themoonphase:

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

favorite

(via fcukingchoke)

rralker:

GIddy Up

(via digestmike)